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The 
Home Page from 
Toledo, Ohio 
Well,
my friends, the holiday season is upon us, the year and college football almost
behind us, and the snow soon to be on top of us! My beloved Ohio State Buckeyes had a good, but not great, year (damn those Spartans!) and a Sugar Bowl win to
go 11-1 will make it even better! My New Years resolution will be, as cabin fever sets in, to try to improve this
website, which, as usual, goes untouched when the fish and mosquitoes are
biting, the golf and soft balls are flying, "and the livin' is easy."
So...in between Detroit Redwings games, we'll see if we can remodel this place. Please do stop
back, and ‘til then, our very best to you and yours for the last year of the
1900's.
Today
is:
and the time is now:
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"Java"- enhanced browser, or buy a real clock)
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for
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& Peace, etc. You can also access my mirror site by clicking
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........... AND ........
por favor, read the Disclaimer at bottom of page!!
If this counter works, you are visitor number
If it doesn't, you might be numberto land here since October 12th, 1998... But, hey, who's
counting???
Impressive, huh?
Dedicated
to my wife, Laura(a.k.a. "LoLo") and my
doggie, CoCo...
(The women in my life!)
ABOUT ME: I am an
attorney in Toledo, Ohio. I serve as Law Director and/or Prosecutor for several
communities in northwest Ohio, including Waterville, Ohio (one of
the nicest towns
in America). In my twenty years as a prosecutor I have tried virtually every
type of criminal case from capital murder to parking tickets. I also teach
criminal and constitutional law and am engaged in the general practice of law.
I believe in God, the first law of medicine: "Do No Harm,"
and the Schlitz Credo of
Life: You Only Go Around
Once, So Go with "GUSTO"! My hobbies
include electronic "toys" (video and computer things); good music
(both listening and playing); The Ohio State Buckeyes 
(my alma mater); putting parasitic
semi-primates in jail; outdoor sports, i.e, golf (3 broken clubs, 150+ lost
balls), tennis (head, nose and knee injuries from hitting self with racquet),
softball (2 sprained ankles, hip pointer, assorted bruises); Lake Erie fishing;
and the occasional preparation and forced consumption (in reasonable moderation) of
certain liquids containing tomato juice, potato juice (distilled) and clam
juice (football Saturdays in Columbus); and
(separately) citrus juice and cactus juice (also distilled) rimmed with
salt (non-football Saturdays in northwest Ohio)....... 
As with every web site in the universe, the
erection('luv that word!)and
infrastructure (hate that word!) of this Home Page is an ongoing process. I will
continue totinkle-
tinker...
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A
"click" on this button 
will
take you to the next page. (This page is a resource page with
my links to things you may find useful.)(yeah,
I know..lots of dead links, but we're working on it!)
updated !At the request of several friends, this ---> 
<---will connect you to a page with direct links
to virtually every search engine on the WWWto find sites, software, people, and information
via the Internet.
Whack your doobie HERE to meet
some of my friends (Yes...I do have a few!)
......................... Push the
star to help me locate some needles in the haystack: 
Click on the ROSE
to
visit a greatBuckeyesite (with links to other
OSU sites.)
· 
Click HERE to visit
Toledo.... or maybe HERE
or HERE (where one of America's
Toledo's
semi-newspapers gets its news) 
You can
reach me at 
(GeoRunner@ bigfoot.com)
or page me, etc. through my ICQ No. 6727088: 
In 1996, 
Laura(a.k.a."LoLo") and 
Yours Trulyhit
the Vegas slots for $400 each.....Scott and Becky didn't ... but were, of course,elated with our great
skill.....
....
1997was not so good: 
....but, this year, I'd like to thank the Winsor, Ontario casino; and Carnival Lines and the good ship Ecstasy for their significant monetary contributions to our lifestyle!!!! Oh....and....(1) No, the fire on the following Ecstasy cruise was not set to cover their losses, and (2) if you are in any way associated with the Internal Revenue Service, I am only kidding....lost our anal apertures, we did!
Oh, by the way, Dr. Monson........
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